how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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