I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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