arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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