Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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