I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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