I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
