your thong is hanging out like whoa
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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