At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I believe in your delicious
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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