Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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