Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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