I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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