It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Randomize
