Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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