How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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