bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
A bitchslap is in order.
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