I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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