Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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