The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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