So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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