But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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