butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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