Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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