Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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