I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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