If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.