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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.

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• (949): View more from California

  i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape

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  his single is called “stick some holes in it”

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