walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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