The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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