i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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