Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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