At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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