i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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