Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So much rum. So many feels.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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