O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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