I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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