stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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