I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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