I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My feet surprised me
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