If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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