I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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