if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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