i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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