Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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