And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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