You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I still have a little drunk in my system
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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