There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It's rum buckets o'clock
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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