Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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