Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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