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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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