i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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