Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
