I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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