I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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